"An apology is a good way to have the last word."
– Anon.
"My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am."
– Anon.
"Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas."
– Anon.
"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but it didn't work for the rabbit!"
– Anon.
"What we focus on determines what we miss — and what we become."
– Anon
"The fellow who does things that count, doesn't usually stop to count them."
– Anon
"Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock."
– Anon.
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
– Anon
"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?"
– Anon.
"Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain."
– Anon.
"Experience cannot be transferred. We may give wise advice, but we cannot
give wisdom to follow it."
– Anon.
"Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art."
– Anonymous
"A critic is a legless man who teaches running."
– Anonymous
"There is much darkness to be found in poetry. But you may need
to sacrifice your silver dreams to find it..."
– Anonymous
"You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel
as if you've lost a friend."
– Anonymous
"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
– Anonymous
"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said."
– Anonymous
"Holding a grudge is like taking arsenic and hoping the other person will die."
– Anonymous
"Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference."
– Anonymous
"Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal."
– Anonymous
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
– Unknown
"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted."
– Unknown
"The Japanese think you're loud and obnoxious"
– A sign waved in the 1940s concerning most Americans
"Confusing the hell out of hackers for fun and profit"
– Network Associates Slogan
"Some leaders are born women."
– United Nations conference slogan
"I believe in the sun even when it does not shine. I believe in love
even when I am alone. I believe in God even when he is silent."
– scratched into a wall in a German WWII gas chamber