Blue Book, a collection of quotes, page three of quotes anonymous

"Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue."
– Anon.

"Modesty: The art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are."
– Anon.

"Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer."
– Anon.

"Know your limits... but never stop trying to exceed them."
– Anon.

"A pessimist is a man who is never happy unless he is miserable: even then he is not pleased."
– Anon.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
– Anon

"A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something."
– Anon.

"Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out."
– Anon.

"If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag."
– Anon.

"Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow."
– Anon.

"Good prose is the selection of the best words; poetry is the best words in the best order; and journalese is any old words in any old order."
– Anon.

"When you blame others you give up your power to change."
– Anon.

"A day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste."
– Anon.

"You can't steal second base and keep one foot on first."
– Anon.

"When things go wrong, don't go with them."
– Anon.

"It isn't our position, but our disposition, that makes us happy."
– Anon.

"The best mirror is an old friend."
– Anon.

"If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it."
– Anon.

"If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you didn't want."
– Anon.

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
– Anon.

"Every survival kit should include a sense of humor."
– Anon.

"A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it."
– Anon.

"In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired."
– Anon.

"Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening!"
– Anon.

"I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness,' but that doesn't work."
– Anon.

"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."
– Anon.

"Why not learn to enjoy the little things — there are so many of them."
– Anon.